Building a bodyguard to kill your aristocratic niece’s vengeful ex-husband should be easy for a witch.
All you need is the right body and the right magic, and soon you have a mindless killer to do your bidding.
Of course, it all depends on what the butler brings back from the cemetery.
For Frances Stein, reanimating the dead is one thing; convincing the corpse there’s life after death is another.
Finding out he’s neither mindless nor killer is something else entirely.
Especially when he’s her last hope, because they both have a limited lifespan, and time is literally running out…

Note: no lambs or werewolves were harmed in the making of this book.

‘Carman’s deliciously dark storytelling paints a fantastical world that’s a work of art, with sublime characters… a world you’ll love to read about, and will have you coming back for more. Hugely recommended!’

Paul Kerensa
Comedian and writer 

(Not Going Out, Miranda)

‘A delicious blend of magic, mayhem and wit’

Nicola Upson
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