Poem: Tickets, Please

Written to the prompt Q is for Queue

Tickets, Please

The stadium holds 64,000;

Two tickets was all I desired

To go see my favourite musician

For the last time before he retired.

I desperately wanted those tickets;

I’ve been a fan many long years.

I knew that if I couldn’t get them

I’d most likely end up in tears.

There was only one way to get tickets:

You just had to queue up online;

The number of people ahead of you now

Twenty thousand six hundred and nine.

Who knew how long I’d have to queue up?

I couldn’t just sit there all day,

So in between checking my laptop

I got some housework out the way.

I washed up and tidied the kitchen,

Wiped the cupboards and then scrubbed the floor;

The number of people ahead of you now

Fourteen thousand eight hundred and four

Dear customer, do not press refresh

Or you’ll go to the back of the queue.

So I just had to find something else

For my jittery fingers to do.

I put up a shelf in the bathroom,

It fell down so I did it again;

The number of people ahead of you now

Nine thousand three hundred and ten

I mowed the lawn and washed the windows –

I’ll admit, they were long overdue;

The number of people ahead of you now

Five thousand one hundred and two

I hoovered and dusted and polished,

Repainted the wooden back gate;

The number of people ahead of you now

Three thousand four hundred and eight

I made apple crumble and custard,

Washed the car, had a bath, ate my tea;

The number of people ahead of you now

Seven hundred and seventy-three.

The number was dropping quite quickly –

I daren’t take my eyes from the screen.

Through the hundreds, the eighties, the fifties,

The twenties, then number sixteen!

I watched as it went ever downwards…

Here we go – six five four three two one

Hurray! I was in – I could buy now,

But sadly all tickets had gone

Except for the very expensive

(Starting price over £400 each!)

VIP hospitality seating.

Are you mad? That’s way out of my reach.

I realised then I’d not see him,

And as teardrops started to glisten

I decided I’d go to the stadium

And stand right outside and just listen.

© Carol Carman 2024

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