In her second brilliantly funny poetry book But I Was Surprised When You Bit Me
Carol Carman mines comedy gold from the ups and downs of everyday life.
Wound up by other people’s driving, remembering passwords or night-time bladder issues? Been kept waiting on hold, tried to de-clutter or stared into the wardrobe wondering what to wear?
You are not alone.
In these pages you’ll find poems on
love, luck, memory and revenge,
as well as gardening, cleaning,
flat-pack furniture, the perils of exercise,
a neighbour’s security light,
misjudging pensioners,
the dangers of marrying a mimic
and the unforeseen consequences
of online dating.
Oh, and just to warn you: you may find yourself singing songs that Julie Andrews, Doris Day and Abba never sang.
Sixty-two poems and parody songs for only £6.99 plus £1.99 p&p.
That’s about fourteen and a half pence per poem. It’s a bargain!
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